I was duped.I was duped into buying what I thought was a burger-scented spray. For only $4 you can have, "the scent of seduction with a hint of flame-broiled meat!" Smell like the Whopper, they said. My mind was racing with all the fun I could have with burger-scented spray.
But instead of smelling like delicious burger, it smells like something a douchebag would wear right before he heads to The Drink and slips a date-rape drug into an underage drunk girl's martini.
This shit is awful.
While the website is hilarious and the concept of burger-scented spray is pretty funny, the actual product is horrid. So, please, this holiday season do yourself (and everyone around you) a favor. Do not buy this.
I want bacon spray. I can't believe nobody has made that yet, I mean duh!
ReplyDelete"it smells like something a douchebag would wear right before he heads to The Drink and slips a date-rape drug into an underage drunk girl's martini."
ReplyDeleteDer. It came out of CP+B, what would you expect?
I know, which is precisely why I thought it would smell like burger.
ReplyDeleteYou live and learn, I guess.