It's not that I have disdain for the "Awesome Possum", but my personal Superbeast mascot is none other then the HALF TON MAN. I think the true definition of a Superbeast is something that could eat entire armies of aspiring superbeasts (lower case for emphasis). The gigantic Northern Pike, Lars and the HALF TON MAN certainly fit into that category. "Awesome Possum" would probably just scratch the hell out of aspiring superbeasts.
I've been thinking about this long and hard. I think, not only should Superbeasts be able to consume young aspiring superbeasts, but they should also have mystical powers. Like illusionist Doug Henning. He can walk through walls, and levitate. That's really fucking cool.
Or what about the dude that found out he had his twin brother living inside of his belly for his entire adult life? When they cut him open the surgeon shook his brother's hand!
Carry on.
4 comments:
holy shit, casey.
i can't decide if you just destroyed my morning or invented it.
The Half Ton Man sweats mayonnaise and the souls of young beasts.
You're a little too dainty for Half Ton Man. You're like his human parsley. Fear not.
Chemical Dip, anyone?
HALF TON MAN SAY CHEMICAL DIP GO GOOD WITH CHIPS.
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