Thursday, November 15, 2007
A Tea Bag Soliloquy
Always on the hunt for modern marvels, Superbeasts nation wide comb the interwebz daily for that one fever inducing morsel that proves our very existence. Well my friends, meet the man with the gigantic balls. Courtesy of our beast in Brainerd, this little ditty just savagely destroyed all the former Superbeast mascots in its awe-inspiring wake of testicular awesomeness.
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Good Lord! Imagine when he pops that load.
It would be like you hitting the 4 foot 9 cornerback on your high school football team. Move. Get out the way!
I'm trying to eat a banana!
Vu Tron would fit comfortably inside that dude's sack for sure. Come to think of it, TWO Vu Tron's would fit comfortably inside that monstrous sack. They could probably even lay out a game of Scrabble in there. And fly a kite.
I love it that he just sits on his balls like a giant bean bag chair. I bet those bastards are callous like weathered leather.
I'm normally not one to stare, but fuckit, that guy's balls are huge!
You could do pilates on that motherfucker.
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