The coffee machine here will make you a perfect cup of coffee in 8, 12 or 16 ounces. When the coffee is poured, it's poured in two streams. One coffee and the other hot water.
I found out that if you move your cup to only capture the coffee part, it's waaaaaaay stronger.
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Where'd this yeti shit go?
Fuck this yeti shit!
No, really, didn't I see some yeti shit here a bit ago? Damn yetis.
The coffee machine here will make you a perfect cup of coffee in 8, 12 or 16 ounces. When the coffee is poured, it's poured in two streams. One coffee and the other hot water.
I found out that if you move your cup to only capture the coffee part, it's waaaaaaay stronger.
Then where does all the hot water go? Moreover, why do you never follow directions?
I am goddamned trail blazer.
Dudes like me don't NEED to follow directions.
Yeah, you may do some iconoclastic things 'round the coffee machine, but I bet you still put the logo in the lower right, dontcha?
Sheeit, man...
I don't even use logos anymore.
I had to pull this because it hasn't officially launched yet.
Burk, have you mastered your perpetual motion machine?
I scraped it in favor of a portable atomic galvanometer.
What do you mean it hasn't been launched yet? I saw it in Archive or online a month or 2 ago.
Zach are you talking about Burk's portable atomic galvanometer?
Trust me, I haven't launched my portable atomic galvanometer. I'm waiting for ad award season.
Is it just my ego, or would you all tune into a show of Burk and I just being ourselves (awesome).
I bet I know what Zach would say.
(hint: yes)
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