Friday, January 11, 2008

Do.


"OK gays, here’s the challenge. Please find her gross starting right now. Put those boobs in your hands and say, “Eeew.” Now, we realize staring at a splayed pussy may be a bit freaky, shit, even we get a bit weirded out by “Sammy with his eye out,” but if it was a dimly lit room and all you had to do was put it in (without looking) and bury your face in those suckers? COME ON! Your pants are on fire if you don’t admit you’d be into it."

From Vice Magazine's Do's & Don'ts.