Sunday, January 13, 2008
Look at what you did.
What a bastard. Thanks for hopping on that beard bandwagon right before its last stop in the late 70's jerk bag. It's douche lords like this, along with their adult contemporary music, white pants, and turtlenecks that destroyed the vital essence of the beard for years. It took a long time to recover from this type of flagrant beard abuse. Topsider deck shoes and coastal Florida IS NOT what the beard is about. Neither is dancing like you have duke in your pants. He probably drove one of those really lame Mazda RX-7's or a Fiero or something too.
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He drove a Subaru Brat.
Nah, the Brat has too much pep and handling for this premature geriatric.
His summer car is a Mazda Miata.
In other news, I am on week three of my spring beard. Doug Martsch's neckbeard is my inspiration.
http://www.builttospill.com/gallery/doug1.jpg
Robbie Dupree today:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VH7ffLPzprw&NR=1
The token old man goatee.
Not a good look for anyone.
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