Thursday, June 26, 2008

Tiny Dancer

It's pretty rare that I dip my nuts in the ice cold waters of celebrity gossip, but this was too good to pass up. That's Mini-Me and his former girlfriend. Weird? Not really. Outside of the fact that Verne Troyer is about the size of a fire hydrant, and this woman is an aspiring model. Apparently they made a sex tape together, so that immediately qualifies Verne as Tiny Superbeast of the Year.

I'm usually horrified by little people, but Verne's exposure and celebrity have softened the blow a bit. Put it this way, I don't have creepy nightmares about him or his even tinier minions waiting for me at the gates of hell anymore. I guess you could say that Verne is "safe".

I'm sure his beautiful former girlfriend thinks the same. Dear god I hope she loved that little bastard.

P.S.: Who picks out Verne's wardrobe anyway? Fuck.


Jim said...

Who picks out his wardrobe? I'd have to say Mattel.

Had to be said.

R. Falch said...

holy shit. classic jim. fucking classic.

Donnie said...

I bet fisting's never a problem. In fact, I think it's preferred.

Casey Brewer said...

They call him the "nimble thimble".