Thursday, June 26, 2008

Tiny Dancer




It's pretty rare that I dip my nuts in the ice cold waters of celebrity gossip, but this was too good to pass up. That's Mini-Me and his former girlfriend. Weird? Not really. Outside of the fact that Verne Troyer is about the size of a fire hydrant, and this woman is an aspiring model. Apparently they made a sex tape together, so that immediately qualifies Verne as Tiny Superbeast of the Year.

I'm usually horrified by little people, but Verne's exposure and celebrity have softened the blow a bit. Put it this way, I don't have creepy nightmares about him or his even tinier minions waiting for me at the gates of hell anymore. I guess you could say that Verne is "safe".

I'm sure his beautiful former girlfriend thinks the same. Dear god I hope she loved that little bastard.

P.S.: Who picks out Verne's wardrobe anyway? Fuck.

4 comments:

Jim said...

Who picks out his wardrobe? I'd have to say Mattel.

Had to be said.

R. Falch said...

holy shit. classic jim. fucking classic.

Donnie said...

I bet fisting's never a problem. In fact, I think it's preferred.

Casey Brewer said...

They call him the "nimble thimble".