Sunday, January 11, 2009

Bacon Explosion!

Start with a bacon weave. It's like a hair weave, but with bacon. This conjures so many amazing possibilities. Like the bacon sweater, or the bacon lawn chair.

Hot italian sausage, more cooked bacon, and BBQ sauce. Fuck me.

This is what the log of pure unadulterated bliss looks like before you ingest it. It looks suspiciously similar after digestion.

A cross section.

I thought we had end game with the bacon and cheese roll, but no, somebody just had to go and blow my fucking mind again.

I give you the Bacon Explosion. God's finest creation. Eat this while listening to Motorhead.

2 pounds thick cut bacon
2 pounds Italian sausage
1 jar of your favorite barbeque sauce
1 jar of your favorite barbeque rub

Warning: This recipe is for the pork obsessed. Mere mortals should not attempt to clog their colons with the Bacon Explosion. This is for professionals.


Thami said...

I bet if I wore a tight bacon sweater out of the house I'd have to beat the men off of me with a stick! Hmmm.... this might not be such a bad idea. I bet all that bacon grease is very moisturizing for the skin, too.

Casey Brewer said...


R. Falch said...

I think we've all gone too far this time.

Casey Brewer said...'s only...just begun.

theryanburk said...

Beginning with a bacon weave is the same as starting with a Jack's cheese pizza - it's the foundation upon which great meals are built. Just add stuff.

Casey Brewer said...

Well stated Burk.

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