Monday, May 18, 2009

Some Guys Have All the Luck...

This sequence of photographs reminds me of the really bad pop ballads that Rod Stewart did in the 1980's. I've always wondered how that little spiky haired bastard could be so sad when he was married to Rachel Hunter, the swimsuit model.

I imagine this guy had some sad songs to sing after filling up two giant beer mugs full of his own puke. Not for the same reasons as Rod, as I'm almost positive that Rachel Hunter wasn't there to wipe his chin dry of the orange, acidic bile that also covered his shirt and pants.




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6 comments:

  1. Kent Carmichael5/18/2009

    Man that was gross. Thanks for sharing. Overall good night. You almost started a fight on the dance floor soon after this moment.

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  2. Kryss5/18/2009

    Pretty fucking rugged dude.

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  3. Casey Brewer5/18/2009

    All by design Kent. Being a bona fide prick can usually promote some of the best Superbeast journalism. I call it "research".

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  4. Anonymous5/18/2009

    That is a beautiful thing. Again, where are the phone numbers for this single chick? No digits for the long-ponytail guy; no digits for Barftacula? You need to share the love.

    Andrea

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  5. theryanburk5/18/2009

    Note to self: never again order the big mug from Gasthoff's.

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  6. frank adam5/19/2009

    Horrid.

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