My Racist Toothpaste.

My hunch is confirmed. My toothpaste is racist. Check out its evolution.

I have confirmed that it hates blacks. It probably hates slews of others. I first started using it in Beijing and I couldn't stop. I'm not sure how I feel about spreading this hatred all over my mouth, but it sure makes my teeth white.


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Extra! Extra!

Apparently the ground is even for racially sensitive toothpastes across Asia. These two examples are from Hong Kong and Shanghai respectfully.