Sunday, July 12, 2009

Chapter 2: Seattle Explorations.

Here's a celly photo montage of my first two weeks in Seattle. Enjoy!

I found this photograph at an art show that I was checking out. This cowboy's shirt says HOORAY HOORAY THE FIRST DAY OF MAY. OUTDOOR FUCKING BEGINS TODAY.

Yep, you read that right. No hot dogs. My quest for a Seattle dog has been shootin' blanks thus far. Stay tuned though, I have a hot tip.

I'm a stranger in a strange land. I'm also a cynical bastard. That said, I had to see fish being tossed.

A little bathroom poetry from my new favorite dive bar. There was a guy filling the juke with ching to play the entire Iron Maiden discography. For the rest of the evening he banged his mullet and pumped his fist. He had dangly earrings and a tank top on. I'm still pissed I didn't get a buddy picture with him.

The Lusty Lady. Smack dab across the street from the Seattle Art Museum. The marquee reads: BEAT IT JUST BEAT IT, and WE TAKE OFF MORE THAN BOEING. Awesome.

The view from a block away from my new apartment. Kubs and I walk the Elliot Bay every morning and every evening after work. He has pissed on every square inch of this place.

The boner candelabra. How romantic!

Exploding Ford Taurus' in the Seattle Art Museum.

Somebody must have known I was coming.


Anonymous said...

When I was in Seattle we stayed at a hotel right by the Lusty Lady! I was kinda bummed we didn't ever go and check it out.

Casey Brewer said...

It's on my list. BOING!!!!