Darwin the Beagle Makes A Rap Video

Superbeast, Casey Brewer, has said the following things about (or to) my dog:

"I love you Darwin. Don't you dare change."
"You might be the cutest puppy I've ever seen."
"Hump me again, I'll slap your face off."
"Pee on the floor, that's so cute."
"If there is a dog in the world that doesn't require training, it's you Darwin."
"I'll kick that little shit in the balls."
"If there is a dog heaven, you might just be a dog angel."
"Humping my leg. So precious."
"Kubs has nothing on you, Darwin."
"Let me touch that face. Awww, I love you."
"Worst dog ever."
"If I believed in reincarnation, I'd want to come back as you...Darwin (*hug*kiss*)"