Bigfoot and Wildboy

Common knowledge suggests that Bigfoot is a reclusive beast. An agoraphobe, restricted to his heavily forested mountain domicile. His daily routine comprises solely of avoiding human contact, foraging and befriending other socially awkward animals.

What we didn't know is that Bigfoot loves late 70's disco funk, and that bionic jumping sound.

More importantly, he loves raising young boys.

9 of 10 missing children cases could be solved if Bigfoot would come clean with his secret obsession.

Thanks to Sadie for this find. I would love a promotional poster for this if anyone wants to buy me a present.