Ed Hardy must go. Sequin T-shirts should only be worn by women with big tits. If your hat is to the side - straighten it out. If your hair stands straight up take a fucking shower. It's time to put people on notice. It's time to take a stand. It's time for uDouche! the personal douche bag warning device.
Wednesday, September 9, 2009
uDouche!
Ed Hardy must go. Sequin T-shirts should only be worn by women with big tits. If your hat is to the side - straighten it out. If your hair stands straight up take a fucking shower. It's time to put people on notice. It's time to take a stand. It's time for uDouche! the personal douche bag warning device.
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All I do is wear embroidered dragons on my collared shirts now that I'm in Seattle and nobody knows me.
In Singapore, I pop the collar on my pink polo shirts and loudly slurp bottled frappacinos through straws during meetings.
I wear Kanye shutter shades now. And pleated khakis.
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