The door of a good time bar opens. Some chubby girls are singing "Sweet Caroline." One of them is a half basket of onion rings away from plastering the toilet bowl with grenadine and stomach acid. The other already has.
These dudes belly up to the bar and order a couple of Long Islands. They're decked out in their nicest white sneakers. One Latino. One a descendent of the lost tribe of Suquamish. They talk amongst themselves. They never smile. They're buddies for life.

Just here to sing? Perhaps. Lookin' for tail? Solid Chance.
The karaoke dj fires up a little Deep Purple....

Everything is going to be A-OK.
4 comments:
I think I just found my new boyfriend. Sing to me with that hair and I'm puddy.
Have these guys MC the SqLk festival next year.
This is why you are a master. My god, perfection!
Aww shucks. Right place, right time. It happens to me often.
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