Sunday, January 17, 2010

Boner Cupcake!

For good buddy Janna's birthday party, Max and I rolled strong with some erotic baked goods as gifts. The superstar of the night was none other than Boner Cupcake!

When Max picked up the goods, the Boner Cupcake! chef said, "you want cum on this?"

Of course.



That's the birthday girl paying her respects to the most excited cupcake in the house.



Don't let that smile fool you. Homeboy just got outshined by Boner Cupcake!



Boner Cupcake! loves to whisper sweet nothings.



There was literally lip gloss covering Boner Cupcake! by the end of the night.



Listen sweetheart, that ain't a microphone. It's a Boner Cupcake!



Girls feel comfortable around Boner Cupcake! It must be the sprinkles.



Boner Cupcake! can be intimidating for some guys. Take Max for an example. He just held it and cried.



She licked it.



By the end of the evening, Boner Cupcake! had been in the paws of just about everybody at the bar. Sadly, it contracted SARS, swine flu, herpes, and a rancid fungus from all the attention. Still, people loved holding it, putting it their mouths, ears, and cleavage. I don't know exactly what happened to Boner Cupcake! but I think it's safe to say it had the time of it's life.

7 comments:

Kent Carmichael said...

So many boner cupcakes. I'm coming to visit.

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janie mo said...

that aint a microphone! hahhaha. dude you're so awesome.

M@x said...

Coming Soon...Episode 2, The Black Boner Cupcake.

Anna the Cain said...

Did anyone actually eat the boner cupcake by the end of the night? Cuz that shit got around like whoa.

Dru Luv said...

"Fuck what ya heard like a dick in your ear..." - some 90's rapper

Casey Brewer said...

This post encompasses about 1/10th of the Boner Cupcake! images captured on that fateful night.