Thursday, March 11, 2010

Guess who's coming to dinner? Boner Cupcake!



Boner Cupcake has been one ultimate party dude over the past few weeks. What exactly has he been up to? Hanging with celebs, getting TMZ'd, overdosing on sprinkles. Y'know just everyday shit. When he hasn't been face down in a puddle of his own frosting, Boner Cupcake! has been working "hard" to amass a vast social network. All while erecting a temple of love for you.

Now you can find Boner Cupcake! on Twitter and Facebook. Just add him and join his elite, V.I.P. party.

News From the Lab - We witnessed first hand a prototype of the Augmented Reality Boner Cupcake! today. Let's just say there were quite a few high-fives, and some of us even shed baby tears. This thing is going to be big. And really stupid.

From the Road - Boner Cupcake! is currently hitting the road to SXSW and SXSWi for the next week or so. If you see him at the festivities, be sure to snap a keepsake. That shit is gonna be worth dollars some day.

Crowd Sourcing Hand Jobs - We're planning a contest for all the fans of Boner Cupcake! to create a tagline. This will appear on all promotional materials like the website, t-shirt, poster, and print campaign.

Some early favorites:

Don't H8. Impregn8.

Party Hard.

BOING!

5 comments:

Kent Carmichael said...

I think the tagline: BOING! is pretty solid. Cuts right to the point.

Casey Brewer said...

Yeah, it's good. We might need some kind of power line to set that fucker up though.

Anonymous said...

Moist, yet hard.

Anonymous said...

Moist, yet hard.

Dru Luv said...

Boner Cupcake!: Straight up.