Say you are on the road. In Austin, Texas to be exact. You are there to witness first-hand the amazing nerd mecca known only as SXSWi. Always a curious individual, you want to learn what the future holds. Like what type of buzz-words you're going to hear a lot in meetings, and what type of bullshit magic fairy dust your company is going put in Power Point presentations for the next 3 years. You want to know who is schilling their next book about the future of those same buzz-words. How that book will change the way we think about things. You, the willing adventurer will bring these "truths" back to your beleaguered place of business. You'll inspire and fascinate. Your excitement will be contagious. You and your co-workers will high-five and stroke each other's wounded self confidence. You'll build culture without doing anything but blowing sunshine.
In the midst of this trek to the temple of nerdery, you almost forget that you're packing a source of real unbridled enlightenment. An icon of brighter days, and drunker nights. A symbol of all that is free, American and downright idiotic.
But just in case the pleated khaki masses, and technophisticates aren't ready for the revolution, you're going to need some cover.
Introducing The Incognito Boner Cupcake! The ultimate party is just waiting to blow the fuck up, but it's gonna happen when you're sure the nerds are ready.
Surprise! Let's PARTY!!!!!!!!!
Stay tuned for the true life Boner Cupcake! escapades from SXSW.
1 comment:
What's "BOING!" sound like in that thing? "boing!"
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