Superbeast Planet: Sloths.

Meet the sloths from Amphibian Avenger on Vimeo.

I don't usually get all giddy at the sight of cute little critters, but I let my guard down for these sloth superbeasts. The coolest thing about these dudes is that they look strikingly familiar to at least a half dozen of my Facebook "friends." I want to dress them up in business casual khaki and a blackberry and have them attend the 80,000 meetings I go to every week. Just to freak out the account nerds.

"Yeah, I won't be able to make that 8 am client call, but Mr. Muffinstuff is going to sit in for me. He'll report back on his learnings about optimal approaches."

The only problem is that sloths would be far too slow to handle the types of turn and burn deadlines I face. They're fucking sloths after all.