Table for One.

This is one of the most exciting images that has come across the Superbeast editorial desk in some time.

This mountain of a man, with an old growth beard, and mulleted locks stares blankly as he scoops a french fry into a tiny cup of ketchup while diddling a greasy iPad. On the table in front of him lies not one, but two quarter pound hamburger patties, a basket of fries, and a coffee. He's the largest man in the room, yet he sits at the smallest table. His outstretched shirt can barely contain his girth. There's something beautiful and peaceful about that.

I'm not sure this is what Steve Jobs had in mind when he unveiled Apple's newest gadget, but I can assure you we here at Superbeast are giddy with this evolution in multi-tasking.

Props to field agent Bethany for capturing this rare, wild beast.