A Lesson.

I saw kids trick or treating at noon on Sunday.
I heard rumors of neighborhoods having Halloween on Saturday, so the little ones could get a good nights sleep before school on Monday.

It all started with the wave of overly concerned nerd parents enforcing dorky bike helmets on their dorky nerd kids. Since when does having a child turn you into a monumental pussy? Hoist up yer pleated khakis and let your kids shred without knee pads for once. Christ.

I ran around naked until I was like 9 years old. I was doing swan dives off the historic Stillwater bridge on the daily as a pre-teen. Get with the program. If you want to raise potential superbeasts, take note and log that shit in.

Photos via The Stranger. A true beast enjoying Halloween the way it should be enjoyed. Kudos.