Harvey Westmoreland. The Man Who Ate His Own Beard.

Harvey got into an argument about a lawn mower and a couple of his drunk hillbilly friends decided he was gonna pay. Dearly.

"He cut my beard...and forced me to eat it."

You can't make this shit up. At some point in my life I want to go undercover as a redneck in Kentucky and document stories like this. It will be like Black Like Me, except I won't be black. I'll be dumber than warm bath water. And obese.

Thanks to the amazing minds at Lords of Apathy for this doozy.