Tattoo that on my face!

So let me get this straight. If I get a tattoo of the Hot Doug's logo, I can eat there for free for the rest of my life? No. Way.

That's what the Chicago Tribune is reporting. Here's the word from owner Doug Sohn himself:

"Here's the deal. It's the logo on our website. I have to be able to recognize it. You can put it anywhere on the body you want. I might not ask to see it anytime, but if I do ask, I have to be able to see it. You get to eat here for free the rest of your life. But what I tell people is that tattoos are permanent, I am not. I eat a lot of bacon, that's all I'm saying."

What do you mean by free? If I came in with a friend, ordered two dogs, two duck-fat fries and two drinks, would I have to pay?

"No."

This isn't just an exclusive club, getting a tattoo of the classic logo is like joining a secret encased meat society. A dark, clandestine organization that people only whisper about. A covert group with the all-seeing eye focused solely on sausages, and duck fat fries. This might be the best news I've heard all year. Thanks to @DarciAlexis and @keithstoeckeler for alerting me to this fantastic idea.