Violent caffeine induced coffee shits weren't enough for you? Looking to blow out your O-ring? Waiting for your "Old Faithful" moment in between client meetings? Starbucks wants to pump you full of sweetener and low-rent, consumer grade coffee. Introducing the Trenta. 916 ML of high octane pant-suit stuffing crack. 31 fucking ounces. It's bigger than the human stomach. It's more diabolical than Al Qaeda.
This officially calls for a product I've been brainstorming on for years. Business casual diapers.
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