Steely Dan Tour - Any Major Dude Friendship Society.

Hey Dan Fans, this summer I'm embarking on a 3 city Steely Dan tour. I'll be documenting the historic experience here on Superbeast. I'll have my eyes and ears on the shows, so you can live vicariously through my journey to Barry Town. Some of the things I'll be reporting on include:

* Men in their late 50's who used to catch a lot of tail in high school because they sold ditch weed.

* Pock marks and AA recovery eyes.

* Long leather jackets. Fringe.

* Chicks named Debbie, Brenda and Rhonda.

* Bald dudes with pony tails. Preferably ones that dance in aisles despite warnings from security.

* Couples that drink Rum & Cokes together - out of huge plastic coffee mugs.

* Anyone smoking Vantage lights or Virginia Slims.

* Guys that spend at least 6 months of the year at a vacation destination. Preferably an island, or a sailboat.

* Deck shoes and Tommy Bahama shirts. Leather weave belts.

* Bedazzled asses.

* Dudes that roll joints on huge cookie trays. At their dining room table.

* Guys that spent time "away" to take care of some "stuff."

* Herpes sores.

* Surgical precision air guitar solos. Like they know and play the actual notes on the air frets.

* Luxury Recreational vehicles/Vans.

* Feather earrings. Dream Catchers. Apparel with airbrushed art.

* White jeans.

* Guys that think James Taylor is chick music, despite looking EXACTLY like James Taylor.

* Bongs made out of 2-liter Pepsi bottles.



If you have anything I should add to the list, let me know.