This is what really happens tomorrow...

The Rapture is bullshit. "Eruption" is not. And so it was written...

... and the shreddiest of shredders shall rise first: Then we which are alive and remain shall be caught up together with them in the clouds, to meet the Lord in the ultimate air guitar solo: and so shall we ever be with the Lord. Busting out sweet jams.

Shred it Eddie.