The Sioux City Crimewatch is basically doing all the legwork for this blog. Thanks again Jim for another amazing "crime" from fly over country.
SIOUX CITY - A Missouri man was arrested Thursday for allegedly floating on a kiddie pool down the Missouri River.
Sioux City Police Sgt. Mike Post said Robert Shreeves, 40, was observed floating down the river at 9:54 p.m. on a small inflatable pool that was approximately six inches tall with two floats on the side. He said the raft was approximately 3.5 by 5.5 feet.
"The individual apparently launched this raft upcurrent and drifted down the river," Post said.
Shreeves, of Princeton, Mo., was arrested by the Sioux City Police Department at the boat ramp on Larsen Park Road for a misdemeanor charge of public intoxication.
Can't a guy fill up a floatie, set sail and drink 30 'er 40 beers anymore? I thought this was America for fuck's sake. Shame on the terrorists who called this one in to the pigs. They obviously hate freedom, and inflatable kiddie pools.
I took one look at this Ultimate Party Dude's sunburn and faded Tommy Bahama shirt and I knew he was just hunting for good times. Maybe get a little crisp, cool Missouri River water to wash over his old balls. If he's lucky, he might even see some titty.
When we were wee beasts, we used to float down the Apple River (check out their awesome site) with a couple of cases of Mickey's Big Mouths attached to tubes. Only a few people caught hepatitis or got pregnant, so shit was cool most of the time.
Float on brother. Float on.
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Based on the picture and description of activities, I think there is a 20% change that is Kelsey Grammer.
As the Great Reynoso said.."He is a hero, and freer than all of us."
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