Cuchini?

I know it's almost impossible, but forget the ridiculous product being shilled in this video for one moment.

Is this real? I guess it has to be if Ritchie Bulldog is involved. Ritchie Bulldog, the ultimate Beach Party Dude and tattoo sycophant. He's got sleeves and bedazzled sunglasses. Check out his badass website, Ritchie Bulldog Certified. It's coming soon!!!!

Here's some more info from his hardcore Facebook page.

Founder and Creator of SoTattooed.com / Richie Bulldog International!
VAMPIRE KILLER!

Biography
Richie Bulldog was the Founder and Creative Director of SoTattooed. His Vision. He Produced, shot, and edited all content and Video interviews on the site Showcasing the most Amazing ARTISTS this world has ever known or not known.But he does NOT nor EVER Tattooed. Except himself once and we have the Horrible proof to show it. But his love for this art form has inspired him to make the most Amazing website ever seen ... Coming soon so Stay tuned!

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