If you travel a lot you know that Chilis Too opens up at 6 AM at most airports. You're also well aware that Chilis Too is all about fun, family and gastrointestinal bleeding. Here's a selection of tweets I wrote this morning describing the Chilis Too experience. I'm using the hashtag #dippingsauce to keep this shit trending.
Chilis Too is no stranger to "building" things for the community. Their work just happens to start in your intestines. #dippingsauce
Chilis Too: The Colonoscopy. #dippingsauce
The tortillas at Chilis Too make for excellent diapers in an emergency. #dippingsauce
Chilis Too has introduced their own version of the "blooming onion." It's called "Your Asshole." #dippingsauce
Chilis Too serves crappetizers. #dippingsauce
"fart smell" is actually a scientifically created ingredient used in most Chilis Too recipes. #dippingsauce
Parents love Chilis Too for the variety of choices. Of irritable bowel syndrome. #dippingsauce
The Chilis Too daily special is a hot, wet sweatpants fart. #dippingsauce
Chilis Too accounts for 97% of the water usage at America's airports. From people flushing their diarrhea. #dippingsauce
Chilis Too is serving up early onset diabetes, and that unmistakeable malaise of apathy at the airport this morning. #dippingsauce
See how fun that was? Now it's your turn. #dippingsauce
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