R.I.P. The Sweet Prince of Pizza Rolls.

R.I.P. Jeno Paulucci.

The inventor/creator/omnipotent superbeast behind the quintessential stoner snack Jeno's Pizza Rolls has passed on. Pizza Rolls hold a special place in my arterial lining. Over the years they have been my one and only vice. A processed food stuff thingy that tip-toed the razor's edge of what human beings can and should consume. An ensemble cast of various meat parts, and scientifically composed food particle paste folded delicately in the womb of a deep friend pastry. They were little polyps of molten hot lava that exploded upon impact, scorching mouths all over midwestern small towns and cities.

Here's to the king of Finger Foods, I bid you farewell Mr. Paulucci. R.I.Pizza Roll.