A few weeks back I posted some choice jabs directed at The Sir of Dippin' Sauce over on Twitter. It seems that word got back to the human bowel distress disorder himself. Now I fear I'm being stalked by an entourage that is comprised of barbed wire tattoo mottled meathooks with a license to kill by way of congestive heart failure. I received this on my LinkedIn page:
Fieri and his crew of steamed hams in skin tight tees (Thanks Maddoo) live in bay area. He's in the "entertainment industry" as his LinkedIn profile suggests.
I'm being followed, dudes.
Paranoia [ˌpærəˈnɔɪ.ə] (adjective: paranoid [ˈpærə.nɔɪd]) is a thought process believed to be heavily influenced by anxiety or fear, often to the point of irrationality and delusion. Paranoid thinking typically includes persecutory beliefs, or beliefs of conspiracy concerning a perceived threat towards oneself. (e.g. "Everyone is out to get me.") Making false accusations and the general distrust of others also frequently accompany paranoia.
To make me feel even more uneasy, I happened upon this at Pier 23 while at lunch. He knows where I eat. He's blessed the bacon wrapped oysters at this particular establishment:
This place is a block from my office. I'm fucked. And fortified with flavor.
4 comments:
Frowned upon in Flavor Town.
He is a dude hating piece of shit Brew, friend is a former producer of his DDD show. Run don't walk.
F'in garlic mafia
watch out his hair might spike you to death if he head butts you.
The garlic mafia. Love it.
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