The disturbance in the force that rattled the internet for a few hours this morning was nothing more than the collective ejaculation of Apple nerds everywhere. This fucking guy starts talking about a new product and entire masses of micro-peens give the ol' Steve Jobs salute. That's what you call shifting the paradigm. Is this dude a bit, or a real person? I feel like I've seen him in Spinal Tap or Fawlty Towers or playing bass in some two-bit Elvis Costello shit cover band. If he's actually real, and not an actor playing the part of a pretentious twat, we're fucking doomed.
They walk amongst us. #beepborp
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"The disturbance in the force that rattled the internet for a few hours this morning was nothing more than the collective ejaculation of Apple nerds everywhere."
Great summary. I'm so over it, but clearly millions of people need to define their lives this way.
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