Magic Dan.

This is what the future of vigilantism looked like in 1981. Vans resembled Atari consoles, women bought their underthings at Spencer's Gifts, and there were sweet dudes that called themselves "Magic Dan." If I saw that van parked alone on a stretch of salt flats, I would be convinced aliens had landed. Good thing magic Dan is around to keep his stable of babes in check. He probably has a few secret compartments in that chopper to stow his stash. Wizard style. There's a solid chance Magic Dan looks like a less fruity version of rainbow levitator, Doug Henning...

Think about it, dudes.

Thanks to soon-to-be SF addition Andrew Devansky for this find.