Marissa Mayer. NERD.

Holy hell this is weird. If I was in a meeting with this woman my chakras would align and I would go all transcendental on the bit. Levitating all over the room in some corporate grey wipe-out of a pantsuit acid trip. Her laugh is MESMERIZING. When buddy Sean Whipps sent me this clip my first reaction was "who the hell is this nerd?" Turns out she's a big time mogul formerly from Google and now Yahoo or something. I don't care. She should be recording ringtones for a living. I wish I could spell her laugh.

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