Friday, October 5, 2012
A shattered clavicle and surgery to insert a metal plate and seven screws to fuse a bone that has splintered in 5 different pieces is apparently no big deal for this bionic beast. After a routine check-up comprising of x-rays and the removal of sutures, my esteemed Doctor stated these things about my recovery:
"You have an amazing threshold for pain."
"It's remarkable, you heal much faster than normal people."
These comments came one week after she stated this:
"Your broad shoulders and superior muscle mass will help with the recovery."
Now, I'm not suggesting I'm some super omnipotent alien life form or anything, but it's hard to argue with a doctor. She's a trained professional.
Posted by Casey Brewer at 1:50 PM