Fuuuuuck. As seen on Craigslist.
If she were mine, I would name her the "Street Singer."
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You get done with a mod like this, then you realize you can't even ride the fucker, because it makes yer ass pimples flair up and can't even see over a Mazda Miata.
So you put it on Craigslist and hope you get half out what you got into it when some poor shlep comes along so he can look cool when he goes to get his cafe. Really these bikes are for pussy faggots.
Hey, I was just kidding. Obviously these bikes aren't just for pussy faggots anymore. Everyone can ride them now. Doctors, lawyers, even Honey Boo Boo. Pretty much anyone with the dough/midlife crisis/ax to grind.
I'm thinking about going hard tail on mine now too that you mention it. Hook that bitch up to a Pacific Pontoon Oceancraft and set sail for Kaumonawanalaya William Willis syle. OIF almost compels one toward such ends. And do the means justify you ask? God damned right they do. Coconuts here I come.
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You get done with a mod like this, then you realize you can't even ride the fucker, because it makes yer ass pimples flair up and can't even see over a Mazda Miata.
So you put it on Craigslist and hope you get half out what you got into it when some poor shlep comes along so he can look cool when he goes to get his cafe. Really these bikes are for pussy faggots.
Coming from the dude that has 4 bikes that currently don't run.
As Prince like to say, "Different strokes for different folks."
Right Anonymous?
I like how the paint is satin and not gloss and how it's void of excessive chrome. The bike is understated despite its long wheelbase.
Clearly, this guy isn't trying to impress anyone.
-The Uncs.
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Hey, I was just kidding. Obviously these bikes aren't just for pussy faggots anymore. Everyone can ride them now. Doctors, lawyers, even Honey Boo Boo. Pretty much anyone with the dough/midlife crisis/ax to grind.
I'm thinking about going hard tail on mine now too that you mention it. Hook that bitch up to a Pacific Pontoon Oceancraft and set sail for Kaumonawanalaya William Willis syle. OIF almost compels one toward such ends. And do the means justify you ask? God damned right they do. Coconuts here I come.
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