Tuesday, January 29, 2013

Digital Dipshit.


Digital Prophet by day...

Songwriter by night...

Dipshit every other waking moment.

This has to be a farce. Right? Right?

Accent? Check. Cool clothes from the future? Check. Fucked up space hair? Check. Saying a whole lot without saying a goddamn thing? Check.

After some cursory research by my crack staff, we've discovered that Shingy's salary isn't public. Let's just assume he makes at least 2 million a year shilling this bullshit. BECAUSE HE'S A FUCKING PROPHET.

Thanks Hilldawg.

1 comment:

Casey Brewer said...

I saw Shingy today. The prophet walks amongst mortals. And has a little guy carry his luggage.