Shingy.
Digital Prophet by day...
Songwriter by night...
Dipshit every other waking moment.
This has to be a farce. Right? Right?
Accent? Check. Cool clothes from the future? Check. Fucked up space hair? Check. Saying a whole lot without saying a goddamn thing? Check.
After some cursory research by my crack staff, we've discovered that Shingy's salary isn't public. Let's just assume he makes at least 2 million a year shilling this bullshit. BECAUSE HE'S A FUCKING PROPHET.
Thanks Hilldawg.
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I saw Shingy today. The prophet walks amongst mortals. And has a little guy carry his luggage.
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