Monday, January 21, 2013

Every Obama Conspiracy. Ever.

Mother Jones put together this brilliant chart of all the recorded conspiracy theories regarding President Obama. It is amazing, horrifying, and amazing again all at the same time.

Some favorites:

Gay orgy murder cover-up.
Went to Mars as a teen.
Caused the recession in 1995.
Killed his grandma to cover up his birth.
Was behind the BP oil spill, Aurora shooting and Hurricane Sandy.
Is a lizard.

You can't make this shit up, well unless you're a batshit crazy mouth breathing xenophobe. Then I guess you can make up anything your tinfoil hat desires.

Happy Inauguration Day Prez. May your second term fulfill our hopes for a kinder, gentler, less crazy country.

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