Is that skinny-assed standard issue toilet seat cramping your style? Does your booty get unruly in the confines of normal sized shitters? Do you require more space to spread out and spread your cheeks? Introducing the Great John. A toilet made for hefty gents with diabolical dumps. It's "The Only Toilet in the World for Big People" and it's only available in the U-S-A.
Thanks for sharing, Lucas.