Anytime some intern/junior dipshit at the office plays some ad nerd indy rock, or some euro Bette Midler techno remix, I sit alone at my desk and sharpen my unfurled blade. Listening to the fucking Scorpions.
It's therapeutic.
If you need an honest to goodness deterrent for a homicidal killing spree, I suggest The Scorps each and every time. Alleviate the rampage before the macabre bloodbath consumes your very being. Leave the intern/junior dipshits to wallow in their own sonic manure for another day.
Hysterical:)
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