Rant: Beep Borp.

I've come to the conclusion that Apple products exist solely to give boring people something to talk about. In the past week I've witnessed bare knuckle nerds whirl into scathing diatribes about the lines outside of their local Apple store. I accidently walked in on a conversation where two people were discussing the end of the Iphone case era. First I wept. Then I punched a hole through the universe.

I also don't understand why it's OK for nerds to take a spiritual holiday every time there's a new product available. That's like me taking a week off from work to mourn the anniversary of John Bonham's death. I get it that a product launch is one of the few events on your social calendar, but John Bonham played Four Sticks!!

Different strokes for different folks and all that, but until Apple comes up with a phone you can bone I'm not sure I get the point.

It’s a tired rant, I know. Forgive me.

P.s. I'm fairly confident that I invented the #beepborp hash tag. Feel free to use it at your own convenience.