Fat & Depressed. On the Pitch.

After looking at the fetid remains, you would think we were trying to be AOR for the global Shame account. There's no way to physically prepare your bowels for this type of immersion. You dive in face first, and promise a salt water cleanse at the end of the long, grueling week.

As your knees buckle at the sight of the 19th tray of egg rolls, only spicy mustard stands in the way of delivering half-baked brilliance. Slick presentation skills began to falter under the sheer mass of your new found girth. Your mind begins to swim in the briny melange of meat drippings.

"This is how we're going to make Self-Loathing social."

"Here's an idea about taking dumps."

"This is just a comp, but you can see where we're taking Sadness here."

"Our learnings reveal that sweating pizza rolls out of your pores isn't a new phenomena."

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