And the honorary Superbeast of the week goes to...
Lee Fucking Majors.
It isn't his birth name, but it's pretty obvious that his handlers took one look at Harvey Lee Yeary and said, "we're changing your name to Lee Majors, you'll get more tail, trust us." Brilliant.
When your name is changed to Lee Fucking Majors you get cast as amazing super studs like Colt Seavers, or even BIONIC studs, like Steve Austin.
Not only did this dude survive a trail of TV starlets, he also endured bypass surgery in 2003. Health issues likely caused by a life of hard living and steak eatin'. We wouldn't have it any other way.
As a young beast, I wanted so dearly to drive Colt Seaver's pick-up. I also wanted to bag the young, nubile Markie Post. She may be responsible for my very first boner.
Hats off to ya Harvey! Welcome to this exclusive club.
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You know, I always thought he was singing that he'd "never been with anything else than a nun, so fine". Makes a lot more sense now.
The type used in the credits, will be the type used to create the ad about my life.
helllllllllllo, Heather Thomas, I've missed you.
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