Giant Silver Boner Bowl.

The Green Bay Packers were the triumphant victors at the Giant Silver Boner Bowl XLV.

Many sports fans consider the Giant Silver Boner Bowl to be a holy day, a de facto American holiday if you will. Unfortunately, despite the celebratory nature of the event, shitty beer induced spousal abuse is a real issue. Cast aside for the likes of a remote, children and wives everywhere are ignored on this Sunday. Men just can't get enough of the Giant Silver Boner Bowl action.

Because of the incredibly high-viewership of the Giant Silver Boner Bowl, commercial airtime during this monumental event is uber expensive. These ads consist mainly of men getting hit in the testicles with beer/soda cans.

In addition, popular singers like the Black Eyed Peas use this day to lip synch their shitty songs in huge, over produced jack-off performances choreographed by people with no grip on reality. These halftime ceremonies are often bemoaned by the fans of the Giant Silver Boner Bowl as "gay."