The Schneids Loves Pastrami.

Nevermind all the histrionics about abdominal fortitude and the inherent poor lifestyle choices being made here on a daily basis. The Schneids loves the hell out of a pastrami sandwich. The dude has been combing the streets of Seattle with one shoe untied, like a Jewish Columbo in search of this his favorite of cured meats. I love food adventures, but I'm embarrassed to say that I can't keep up with the "meat sweats sleuth" on a daily basis. Here's Sherlock Schneids getting all Hoover on a pastrami from Market House Meats in Seattle.



The Schneids shaved off his gruesome beard a few days before this. If he hadn't, half of this sandwich would be hanging from his face forest like John Wayne Gacy Christmas ornaments for the rest of the afternoon.



Think this half of pastrami sam gets spared? Think again.



It's cool to see The Schneids all giddy after surveying the ruins of a tasty pastrami sandwich. He put on some obscure Hungarian disco after this that drove me nuts for the rest of the afternoon. Way to go buddy, you did it. Now turn that shit off!




**Editor's note: Turns out Peter Falk, the actor who played Columbo is Jewish, so being a "Jewish Columbo" is kind of redundant. Apologies.

***The Pastrami was on Marble Rye with Russian Dressing. BOOM!