Shit I Found on my Phone.

I've seen this figure popping up all over Seattle. This particular shot was found under a walking bridge next to Lake Washington.



'Nuff said. "Tough Guy" is a brand I trust. They build the shit out of utility boxes.



I saw this tiny dude outside on the Sony Studios lot. I kept my distance. He looked surly, overworked, and under represented by Hollywood standards. A dangerous combination. Perhaps even deadly.



The menu at Oki Dog, the most disgusting restaurant I've ever eaten at. Not only were there geriatric Aryan Brotherhood guys lounging around, but the building itself was seemingly held together by chicken wire and cockroach carcasses. How was the Oki Dog you ask? As good as a tortilla filled with two hot dogs, pastrami, and chili cheese could possibly be.



Translation: "Do not rest your balls here."



Here's Mr. Todd getting a rabies shot after getting bum-rushed by a Sony Studios raccoon. This really happened, and Mr. Todd has been a wild-eyed feral beast ever since. Those fancy pressed button-up shirts? Ripped to shreds now.



Willie and Gloria have been making Santa Monica beautiful for over 50 years. They threw in the towel when the yoga pant fashion staple took full effect.



Yep. A good, iconic sign is the best first impression for any successful business. Kudos to these guys for figuring that out.