Wednesday, February 27, 2013

The Fucking Scorps Saved Your Life.


Anytime some intern/junior dipshit at the office plays some ad nerd indy rock, or some euro Bette Midler techno remix, I sit alone at my desk and sharpen my unfurled blade. Listening to the fucking Scorpions. 

It's therapeutic.

 

If you need an honest to goodness deterrent for a homicidal killing spree, I suggest The Scorps each and every time. Alleviate the rampage before the macabre bloodbath consumes your very being. Leave the intern/junior dipshits to wallow in their own sonic manure for another day.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Hysterical:)


-The Uncs.