Farewell,

In more relevent departure news (I'll miss K.G., too), I'm pleased and saddened to inform Superbeast Nation that one amongst is leaving the fold for surely greener pastures, a bevy of winning college hoops teams, the ocean, the mountains (they have mountains there, right?), and all the cigarettes his lungs cannot handle. Yep, Falch is leaving for Carolina. The one on top--North. The agency is called Mullen, though I suppose they don't need much of an introduction. A heavyweight they are indeed. So when you see Mr. Falch on the street (or streetcorners as is the custom on the Northside) buy him a drink. For one thing, the man deserves it, and for another thing, you'd be wise to stay in good graces, for when he makes his return to Mpls. he'll be after our jobs, that bastard. Congrats, buddy. We'll miss ya.