Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Superbeast Meat Feast



As an addendum to Burk's post, I think we should kill ten birds with one stone and throw the first annual Superbeast Meat Feast.

1. Show up at my house, with fully grown beard.
2. Bring meat dish of your choice to share.
3. Bring beer and or the liquor of your choice.
4. Bring adequate amounts of "dippin' sauces" for your meats.
5. Play scrabble while titillating our taste buds with bacon wrapped pizza rolls.
6. Engage in Meat Feast.
7. Die slowly.

Any takers?

5 comments:

kelly minx riordan said...

I'm in, but only if it's next Thursday, which it can't be because you're teaching.

You do not know a girl who can cook crispier, more perfect bacon than me.

theryanburk said...

Bruce, how many times have you re-read Minx's closing remarks above? A dozen? Two dozen?

xactlyzach said...

Bacon wrapped pizza rolls?? Sounds like a White Trash appetizer unfit for a SuperBeast. How about cocktail weenies wrapped with bacon and sprinkled with brown sugar?

Casey Brewer said...

Nobody ever said Superbeasts were too detached and high-brow for pizza rolls.

kelly minx riordan said...

Fuck sprinkling the bacon with brown sugar. Go whole hog (ahem, cough, sorry). Make Millionaire's Bacon.