Thursday, July 31, 2008

Wisconsin man, 56, shoots lawn mower

A Milwaukee man is accused of shooting his lawn mower because it wouldn't start. Keith Walendowski, 56, was charged with felony possession of a short-barreled shotgun or rifle and misdemeanor disorderly conduct while armed. Walendowski said he was angry because his Lawn Boy wouldn't start Wed-nesday morning, the complaint said. He told police, "I can do that, it's my lawn mower and my yard so I can shoot it if I want." A woman who lives at his house reported the incident. She says he was intoxicated.



Not Dickless said...

Clean the goddamn air filter and change the plugs. Fukkin 'Merican'ts.

R. Falch said...

Wisco makes me proud every day.

Casey Brewer said...

They keep breeding over there.

That's what is really frightening.

Nothing but fucking water slides, canned beer, and cheese curds.

chris liakos said...

Goddamn Walendowski. I told him he couldn't be shooting his machinery any more, but do you think he listens? Goddamn Walendowski.

R. Falch said...

"Nothing but fucking water slides, canned beer, and cheese curds."

What a beautiful place.